Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
i hate it when teachers say this
teacher: from all this talking, i assume you're done.
me: from all this complaining, i assume you're single.
dad: I don't see the point in suicide
me:
dad: if people are pissing you off kill them instead.
dad: if you're sad just kill other people
dad: no point in killing yourself. That's no fun.

I don’t understand why people tell you they like you then make no effort at all to talk to you..

(Source: h4te, via neeerizzaaa)

When you like someone,

mahalkitax3:

you tend to over think things and put meaning on every single move they make. You overlook their flaws and try to pick out their good qualities instead of the bad. Everything about them suddenly becomes beautiful to you, and you learn to accept them no matter their imperfections. No matter what other people say, you’ll always have a good opinion of them. Just hearing their name, and you automatically think they will always be the best out of everybody. 

(via simplyal0hax3)